This is an excellent point.

This was its real function in the world.

But my porn!

You don't live in West Hollywood without a shitload of money, unless you've been there for 25 years or more already.

It's better than Applebee's, but that's faint praise.

You could cut it with sour cream, which would also sharpen it some.

Depends on the application. I permit it in slaw sauce and spinach dip.

Man, I bet you could make cole slaw with that stuff. It has a lot in common with my great-grandmother's slaw sauce.

Shit. Sorry.

They're not the worst idea, but neither are they the only idea.

Man, you know that Rob Corddry-lookin' motherfucker back there voted for Zombie Trump.

Sorry. I just meant that not everyone has that problem.

The only thing to be said for it in that case is that it's a less harmful substance, if the person in question is the sort of person who has to have something (which is a problem in and of itself.)

Some hot-rod sativas are the next thing to mushrooms.

There are always Isaac Hayes and Tangerine Dream records to listen to while you're down there.

Your weed guy is downplaying it some. 30% seems to be the practical limit for plain ol' bud, which means there's a lot of stuff between 20 and 30.

You're naked, and there's no one else around. There's only so many things you could plausibly be doing in that state, and if you're not in the shower, that scratches on option off the list.

To be fair, his theatrical horror of vaginas has either decreased or he's learned to keep it under his hat more. He used to be a lot worse.

Well, your first friend's experience is not universal, lemme tell ya.

Strains high in the CBD cannibinoid are necessarily lower in THC (as one raises, the other lowers correspondingly—the high-THC strains have almost no CBD at all), and they tend to be indicas. See if any of the dispensaries in your area stock these.