We have "pot prescription!"

Geller or Matthews?

Did it get more stars than Laserblast?

The Firefly is the first-gen, I believe.

If I ever get serious headphones, I'll probably get Sennheisers.

I am not familiar with the Crafty, but I'll have a look.

Yeah, in the Quad Cities, you still have to go to Moline for an Indian joint.

Maybe it was two clever.

That's what I'm told.

I know two sound engineers who utterly despise Beats headphones.

Oh, man—I used to have one of those. Oddly, I miss it sometimes.

Just get high to your personal level of comfort first, and then start drinking. You'll self-correct without even thinking about.

Exactly. If I wanted to do that (and I don't, really), I'd buy a digital Volcano bag vape.

I have a Pax 2, and I want a 3, but that's just brainless lust for novelty on my part. I don't really need a goddamn phone app to interface with my vape.

Yeah. Eventually, you just have to make that transition.

That sounds beautiful.

(Mileage may vary in the Midwest.)

$130 to $280 is not really that much to spend on a good bong. I spent $230 once on a Heavy Glass, and I never regretted it at all.

Sure—they have to let a kid buy cigarettes for a former President.

I get embarrassed easily.