Just try sending a kid with your growler to the microbrewery now, and see what happens. Thanks, Obama!

I've noticed kids menus that aren't boring—they're just downsized portions, and as an overweight adult, I've considered ordering off them.

I don't know how old you are, but back in the '70s and '80s, store clerks would sell you cigarettes if you had a note from your mother, and eventually, they just got to know you as "the kid who gets Carlton 100s."

Way ahead of you.

See, you just identified part of the problem: kids being allowed to eat only one thing (or two or three things) ALL THE TIME at home.

When I was a kid, I liked Tabasco sauce (I still do.) But it was exotic in early 1970s relatively-small-town Illinois. Only one grocery store in the area carried it.

You know, they make broccoli tots now. And cauliflower tots.

Jesus—the sodium in reconstituted eggs.

Goddamn. That sounds beautiful.

The one by my work opens at seven for breakfast. I did it once.

Good on ewe, man.

This is not quite true. Indian joints are thinner on the ground, but Springfield, Missouri, for example, has three.

Well, shit. So he's the house liberal now. Wonderful.

A lot of his early Westerns, crime and horror books are three or four bucks for Kindle. I recommend The Magic Wagon.

>>a whirlwind of dumb thugs with blackjacks, grumpy cops, and rich broads who were trouble all along

I'll take your word for it.

Sounds sexy.

"Officially."

Wow. He must have bought a new house or something. I knew that redhead was a golddigger.

Is that Dennis Kucinich on that Fox show's panel?