Jesus, just wait till these people encounter real first-world problems.

Ivy leaguers call each other "entitled" is such a hoot.

I'm disappointed. you didn't finish the story. the plot was getting good.

This might come off crude, and I know "no one cares about my boner" , but milf/mature porn is incredibly popular, and aside from the prevalence of fake breasts, most of the popular actresses (many of whom are actually in their 40s and 50s) have stretch marks and some extra flesh and look like "real women." I think it…

The less empty promises he makes, the better. Let the product speak for itself, and keep your voice out of it.

Yeah man, those crazy feminists. They actually think it's rape if the woman doesn't consent (but not by saying no, just crying and saying "please stop" like I can understand that) or if the woman is "unconscious."

Because we are disgusting animals.

You should go back and try writing this like an adult. For what Cadillac is charging I think he has a right to be pissed off that it does not come with a spare tire and from what he described he went through I think he has a legitimate reason to be pissed. Is he a little over the top, sure, but enough things happened…

also my email is at the bottom of every article

I'm very close to cutting off a family member. This person is regularly a completely inconsiderate asshole, but if you respond to it at all of course *you're* the one being the asshole, and they just want to be treated with respect. And when I do cut them off, they'll be completely bewildered as to why, and my field…

This still boggles me.

Untrained assassin Tony Stewart, Busch's NASCAR colleague, had no comment when asked about the case.

Bummed they didn't call it Total Warhammer.

it has become a problem for a generation of younger women

There is no beer hierarchy.

That's scary. Imagine how many more cars might have been involved if they'd FUCKING FILMED IT WITH THE PHONE HELD THE RIGHT WAY!

They should really charge money for this type of thing. Sure you can make a half-assed justification by saying it for training or something, but why not charge for it? Your fortune 500 company having their annual summer BBQ? Pay $20,000 and have a B2 flyover. At least this would help mitigate some of the costs.

Here's how it should end:

Splinter Cell is so much better than MGS in my opinion, but for a few games it really lost touch with it's own genre in my opinion. Double Agent and Conviction were terrible.

Metal Gear Solid franchise — the pinnacle of the stealth-action genre.