Are we absolutely sure that "allahu ackbar" does NOT just mean "holy shit?" Because that's how it gets used in videos like this.

Dark Angels, OF COURSE IT IS.

Exactly, I'll wait safely past the Finnish line.

I don't know that the issue's ever been addressed in lore, but at a certain distance from the planet you rubberball off of it. One of the few real "failures" of EVE is that collisions do no damage (but honestly, if they did then you'd have swarms of suicide pilots just wiping shit out) and running into a space…

She has no choice.

Oh yeah, you can manually fly to any imaginable point in any system (except the planet surface). Just bring a fast ship and LOTS of time. EVE succeeds at a lot of things, but most of all at being incredibly massive.

aircraft that a decade was thought

Seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through, considering that their core business is in fact making millions of tacos. EVERY DAY. Not saying it isn't a shop job, just saying it might be the most unnecessary shop job since the last Cosmo cover.

Those are the sourest grapes anyone has ever imagined.

The thing is that it almost doesn't matter what ships you fly or how much money you have. The single most important thing in EVE is to get hooked up with the right people. That's not as hard as it sounds, because there are tons of corps that are always recruiting, but if you prefer to be mostly solo or doing your…

That's a real thing. Always use lotion or some kind of lube, that helps to mitigate it. Also don't grip so hard.

Goddammit, WHEN DID WE BECOME BROS? Because I AM NOT A BRO.

I'm not saying that I don't believe it, because I mostly do, but I do wonder why we've only seen pictures of one or two cartridges at a time. Does anybody have a link to a mass photo?

I'M THE SQAT MOUSE zababadabadeebopbadadopbop

MIND. BLOWN.

And terrorists would never dream of attacking us on W's watch, either.

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There are very, very few times in my life where I can feel justifiably smug, but this was one of them.