I thought that was just resting Alan Rickman face?

Downvoted for being a square!

Its in the brochure but it's glossed over as "frequent character building".

Yeah I got a little too giddy when I saw the Pitchfork post, then let the appropriate ennui sink in.

No joke, I have the Batdance on a 3" cd

He refused to be the butt of 7" pianist jokes so he took up the guitar

Someone reset the counter on the number of days we went without a Morrissey post

I know its a typo but Bright Bart will most likely be the shell company used to trick the AV Club user base into thinking they're just really into Simpsons quotes

Give'em two weeks. Then when the ball drops in Times Square, David S. Pumpkins is going to pop out and the trailer for his bio pic will start rolling.

I thought we'd be getting the David S. Pumpkins retrospective next year, not a month later.

I just assumed we all were

Yeah! *awaits the Hormel Black Label Bacon Ad I have to click*

I think in this context the "shudder" is actually "vasectomy"

The BC comments section is explosive, never again

Happy birthday! Also just realized work blocks all wordpress sites but not wordpress itself.

God, I'm the one whose actually a monster here aren't I?

Worst part is I didn't even do it on purpose

Yeah right now we're getting held back from seeing that 16th GJI of a Hedge Hog riding a roomba while dressed up like a Stranger Things character.

The level of vitriol here is amazing. I didn't realize everyone had to read her articles in order to access the rest of the website

Possibly frightened, confused, and slightly aroused that a pokemon with genitals for facial features was coming for him.