Go Redskins.

Correcting someone's chronology in a throwaway line on the internet. Powerful stuff.

Not correcting spelling, DOUCHE, correcting pronunciation.

Good Lord, what are you, Canadian? Are you saying she's an Injun? Or just autochthonous?

Please people, take the wax out of your ears and stop typing ''seestra''. It's ''sestra''.

Candy Girl.

Some of you folks are all kinds of judgy. It's quite common to have a crush on one of your coworkers.

You need to go to the bathroom before the show. The scorpion was there.

Where are these mangoes?

I'd like to give her some loosey goosey.

Cuddle code.

When you say ''Sarah takes Helena'' I wonder if I missed an episode, and MUST SEE THAT.

Let's be careful throwing around the word ''we''. Your hangup is not necessarily my hangup, closet-boy.

No, she's already told us ''I am good with children.''

That's just how you prefer to think of her.

Actually it's ''Captain Scott''. STNG.

I'm looking forward to some clone-on-clone heterosex. Not that I'd turn the TV off if it was sestra-on-sestra. Far from it.

Sugar Sugar.

I like to wear my assless chaps backwards.

A scorpion is less a giant bug than a miniature lobster.