When I saw this article, I instantly thought of this show. I just finished it a few days ago.

Well what do you know, another "let's bash on the Wii U" article.

I take pride in being an early adopter of both the Wii U and the 3DS, that terrible terrible handheld of yesteryear that I'm sure you haven't forgotten about. I will take probably take far too much satisfaction when it does start doing well.

On a less…

• Step one: release a deliberately weaker version of your game on one major platform.

It's moves like this that make people not want a Wii U even more.

Its really all about the games for Ninty, as you say. The rest is background noise. All of the people that tout the "THEY LOST ME WITH THEIR CHEAP HARDWARE!!!!" were never going to get a Wii U anyway. Those aren't Nintendo fans, Nintendo has only been the most powerful dog in the race once, N64, and that wasn't…

I do:

The NES was built with the same obsolete CPU than the Atari 2600 and the Apple I

The Wii U an offline experience? Now I want it even more!

EA hates it. They want to be able to control your experience and if the WiiU doesn't provide the tools they need to control that experience (which mostly means that they want to figure out a way to get more money out of you).

I rather play games offline. Maybe EA should make more single-player games if they want the Wii U to sell except that most of their games are bland anyway.

"The Wii U feels like an offline experience right now."

I fully expect everyone to vote for the lesbian makeout stretch goal.

I think Brian just doesn't want his phone signed up for catfacts.

If Wonderful 101 looks "as exciting as oatmeal" I have to imagine that no game on the entire planet has ever excited you. Saying that means you might as well just stop playing games entirely because nothing will satisfy you.

I don't get it either. Last gen with the wii, games like xenoblade, last story, and pandora's tower come out and nobody cares.

Here is the thing.
People complain about Nintendo using the big three IPs to move sales.
People demand that Nintendo make new IP's.
This comes from gaming journalists and gamers alike.
Nintendo comes out with Wonderful 101. New IP under Nintendo, everyone says it's not enough to get a WiiU.
Pikmin comes out. Hasn't had a…

It's time for me to get a new Nintendo console.

Ryse was omitted because there's no category for Best QTE Game.

I'll say this again: while LPs are certainly legal and fair use, at least for things like YouTube, if anyone has an immediate right to run advertisements along with them, assuming anyone does in the first place, it would be Nintendo because they own the content contained within the videos, even if they don't own the…

Because the PS4 and XBone had to prove themselves as well before 3rd parties jumped on...