Trains can lose, but whatever they hit never wins.

It’s in great shape, sure. But what’s one worth that’s in ok shape? $2,500? And would anyone including yourself ever notice the difference? ND, hit up the estate sales and shady buy-here-pay-here lots.

I heard Abbott is also working on a bill where you can sue all bicyclists you run over.

Dodge Stealth!

90's Supras. Legitimately good car, but the hype around them, which seems to get worse every year, has people paying absolutely insane money for them. There’s one right now going for almost $175,000. And it’ll probably fetch that. Paying new NSX or 911 Turbo money for a 30 year old Toyota is the definition of…

“They don’t build them like they used to.”

Well, if when they asked 9 years ago is any indication...

The Model T. Ugh...lousy ergonomics, slow, and didn’t come with even a stereo

I didn’t need the Z to tell me that the Supra is a mess.

Similarly you’d really think Nissan would be #1. All problems should be resolved after a model has been on the market for 20 years.

Lol, Chevrolet is third and they make rolling piles of plastic that fall apart if you look at them sideways. This rating is meaningful! (sarc)

Actually, yeah, that is. A. Facelift.

Yeah, this take is about as bad as when Jezebel tried to promote the idea that fall was the worst season.

Do you know what I do when the plane lands? Nothing. I sit there and relax while all the busy bees trip over themselves and get angry and work their blood pressure up trying to get two minutes ahead of each other, and when they’ve finished I leisurely stand up, grab my things, and saunter casually off. It is not…

For what it’s worth, I agree with you. In a battle between the Astros and Nats’ third starters, the Astros’ ace has a decided edge over the Brewers’ #4 pitcher.

Kevin Durant as a Vincent Adultman-style stack of kids play-acting how they imagine an adult professional basketball player would behave is perhaps the best possible explanation for the KD behavior we see in real life. 

You can’t prove that Kevin Durant isn’t two aggrieved Twitter users standing on top of each other.

The wretched warriors are no longer the nbas best and most famous team and I will NOT let you take that away from me.

As an O’s fan, you really hate the Nats that much? The Cards, really? The Cards?

That pic at the top of the post...it took me a minute to realize that’s Kovalchuk next to Doughty; I thought for a second Tkachuk got traded to LA.