I dont recall ever seeing a player react like Juju did here. I wonder if Rudolph perhaps wasnt even breathing properly at the time. That was a “i’m scared that my teammate might actually die right now” type of reaction.

NFL: here is a bajillion dollars. All you have to do is not be a despicable moron for few years, we good?

Nah man! You’re drinking the KOOL-AID!

People like you overusing centrist are just as annoying as Republicans who overuse socialist. You clearly have no idea what the word means; it’s just a knee-jerk reaction to throw it out there against someone with whom you disagree.

to the FUCK up. fuck the parents, absolutely, for trying to blame the dude who may have gone to cop for Skaggs. but blaming HIM? dude is dead, dude may well have died from what would have been a normal night if it turned out that he got a pressie with a hot spot or something like that and a usual night of chillin with…

Nah. The ER is full of dipshit kids who thought it was a good idea to pop a xany or oxy while fucked up.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

Where is "none?" The only thing worse than throwing up something, is throwing up nothing.

There really should be a policy against this sort of thing...televising it is just what the streaking squirrel wants.

At 38, you’re just a few short years away from not giving a flying fuck what people think of what you drink.

If you think too hard about it, the entire human body is disgusting and bizarre. I say a hangup over feet is at least as weird as a fetish for feet.

Gabe, the resistance cannot welcome Zlatan, Zlatan can only welcome the resistance.

Clever word play but Kobe Bryant is an all time great. I know that doesn’t fit in with the deadspin iconoclast point of view but his personal and team achievements merit his inclusion. Where he rates on any particular list is purely subjective and of personal preference. I don’t have personal skin in this as I am a…

The only thing worse then Kobe fan boys or Lebron fan boys or Michael Jordan fan boys are the people that aggressively hate and try to diminish Kobe, Lebron, Jordan or any great players accomplishments. Yeah, I’m looking at you Max Kellerman, Skip Bayless, Jason ‘biscuits’ Whitlock. No wonder most of these guys hate…

So I’m bored at work......

I used to know this dude, a recovering crack addict, but still for whatever reason, hung out at bars. One night there was a ruckus starting, and he was in the middle of it. Despite his past transgressions, he wasn’t a bad guy and we got along. As I was trying to pull him away, he looked at me, dead in the eye and said…

I always thought they played the right way.

I saw the Dayton Triangles play when I was a youngster. I have to say that I found their offense rather obtuse.

He should switch his accountant. 

so obviously fuck AD for being a piece of shit (and I don’t feel bad for him at all) but something that dawned on me recently (probably should have a lot sooner) is that owners have every incentive for their athletes to be financially illiterate. When it comes to CBAs the owners are able to beat players during…