not to mention everyone who works at a BMW dealer is a righteous prick

It’s Bill Haisley. As if.

read this to the tune of the Spider Man theme and it worked...sorta.

Really sad. As awful as this sounds, at least she was doing what she loved. RIP.

Um, he was only 48? Really sad.

Should a perfect game be 27 strikeouts too?

reminded me of The Dog Stars by Peter Heller (a great post-apo read btw)

I declare you the victor

Might lose too, though.

Your user picture in my peripheral vision looks like the Golden State logo, so I was a bit thrown off when you said basketball is unwatchable. That is all.

Nobody drinks a full cup of espresso, or a shot of coffee..

regular coffee is stronger than espresso, but thanks for playing- 

it’s a built in feature on beige Camry’s and Corollas.

beige Camry. holy hell.

The equivalent here in California is seeing an Arizona plate.

Thank you for not mixing up regimen and regiment. That one really grinds my gears for some reason.

Interesting. Had a bachelor party in Austin last October and we used Fare quite a bit. The app is kind of crappy, but it worked out fine.

Uh, wasn’t that “vacuum” in Austin caused by regulations banning them from the city?

That’s hilarious! I didn’t realize you were specifically referring to this video! My bad. *shudders at cutting of can*

I’ve always encouraged my roommate to cook more. I came home one time to one of my chef’s knives sitting diagonally in a pot, sharp side down and the point just going straight into the bottom corner. That definitely was the last time I encouraged his cooking.