Are any of your knives actually sharp? Cutting hard bread is a great way to dull knives. I’d never use a steak knife to do that. And a Japanese knife on a can? I’m assuming that was sarcasm, but I don’t think the first one was. A cheap bread knife is all you need.

There’s no Doughty did it on purpose.

nothing was embarrassing prior to Twitter, man

I exit the 118 at Tampa every morning. Same shit. Really gets on my nerves. I’ve seen so many big rigs almost plow into the backs of cars for this very reason.

this is an elementary level understanding of economics.

Where are you getting this info? From what I’m seeing, the two main river systems that feed the valley are entirely California-contained (Sacramento River watershed and San Joaquin River watershed), so I’m not sure where exactly you think the water comes from. I know a lot of Los Angeles water comes from the Colorado…

I hate advertisements as much as the next guy, but this is an example of something that will get a lot of people up in arms at first, then it’ll all settle down, and in a few years nobody will even mention it.

source?? this sounds hilarious

Chet!

Not me but my dad. He actually has a ton of celebrity stories from around West LA. First, one fitting this post:

I’ve heard a lot about Bill Murray’s “Your friends will never believe you!” acts. It’s either urban legend or Bill Murray is actually a fucking legend.

Amendola?

absolutely savage

Is this a question for Gary Johnson?

hohn hohn hohn miseur

*sees score is 25-25*

turnovers?

When people tell you, “don’t believe everything you read on the Internet,” this is what they mean.

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