Disgusting baseball chin?

AHHHH! I drive a 5 cylinder VW and have always thought it has a bit more growl than it should. I always just thought it was my own bias—really wanting it to be true, but I’m glad I’m right.

Ironically, Los Angeles. Hear me out. Yes, for a three hour period in the mornings and afternoons on weekdays, it is absolutely miserable driving here. That being said, the geography in and around Los Angeles is impossible to ignore. You have the Santa Monica Mountains, which go from the ocean all the way to…

I think that should actually be your username.

I doubt it; don’t motorcycle gloves have knuckle guards to prevent injury in a crash?

I can’t speak for the gameplay, but it sounds FANTASTIC.

LA

but they are whiter and better looking, so they fit pretty well within the Real Madrid system, sadly.

Krackel/Crunch WAY too low

Or, like any reasonable baseball fan knows, random things happen in baseball, and Kershaw has been a victim to it in the postseason. How is going 6 innings throwing a one-hitter—on short rest—before that awful 7th inning “unclutch?” Matt Adams put a perfect swing on a curveball and sent it out. Or how bout the year…

The saggy back, tame, lizard-like facial expression (see below), the (probably) gold logo and lettering on back, the complete lack of ability to pass an 18-wheeler at highway speed with 4 kids in back and a loaded trunk, and, oh, those awful wheels. Those rims are gentle as fuck.

I miss your foodspin articles, but not anymore. This was absolutely beautiful. And important. Thanks burneko, you’re my favorite writer anywhere.

Same! I always put myself in others’ shoes, as if I didn’t know and love LA. I’m always like, dang, I guess you do see smog and sprawl. It’s really cool though, either way. Screw the haters!

Honestly? Texting.

I can’t leave Chipotle without a $12 burrito. What do you get, chips and salsa for dinner?

Honestly, for being the most successful team in baseball over the last decade, the Giants fans sure do sound insecure as hell.

Your comment was fair until you revealed your cards with your last sentence. The pathetic attempts by Giants fans to sabotage anything Dodger related is just sad. Yeah, I know. 3 in 5 years, yadda yadda...

Mid-video, I noticed the “Discount Tire” sticker just in front of the rear wheel well.

That means literally nothing in this situation. Just because it sometimes happens doesn’t mean it would have in this situation?

Tom, you literally sling shit all over the place; nobody is safe from your 14-word posts about how uncool Carme7o Anthony is or how crappy the Lakers were for one quarter of a summer league game. But AROD is the guy you let slide?