Tom’s articles: a picture—gif if we’re lucky—and two sentences of text.

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Imagine the most pathetically arrogant response ever. Then make it twice as bad. Then remove all the class from it, and inject it with a nice dose of insecurity. That’ll be his response.

A lot went wrong for Kershaw. Not making excuses, that’s just baseball. But to be fair, it’s not like Kershaw just pissed the game away. That ball slipped JUST under Frazier’s glove. Then Peralta and LaMeihieu should have turned 2. Worst of all, Pujols should have struck out looking at that pitch.

Slow month at the office, huh? Nobody gives a shit. The Lakers’ young players have done well so far. They had a terrible quarter. So what.

D’oh!!!!! Wrong again. I’m gonna keep guessing Bryce Harper until it’s Bryce Harper. Unless, of course, Bryce Harper has already been featured. In which case I’ll just switch to Justin Turner.

Bryce Harper

This weekend I got into a discussion with my friends about talent vs. athleticism across different sports and even the soccer haters in the group had to admit Messi was pretty damn high up there on the talent scale. Was good to hear.

This isn’t a Tomcat.

Deadspin comment of the year

Anxiously awaiting your next foodspin piece! Mas por favor! I miss it.

Should be AL MVP. End of discussion.

serious question: when’s the last time a team had new uni’s that everyone loved?

Not to be obtuse, but these are fugly.

NO. MORE. TILKE-DROMES

OOTEENI!!!

If Congress can’t continue the Patriot Act, this Ford damn well can.

Rapinoe seems to create magic every time she touches the ball. Why does she not sit behind the strikers in a more central role? I’d like to see her as the 1 in a 4-3-1-2 arrangement, or as one of the support strikers in a 4-3-2-1 alongside Lloyd.

You must be an auditor.

never apologize for such majesty.