Ok, fuck this guy for a number of reasons, but mostly because he’s a raging bigot asshole who oughtta be sentenced to a lifetime of waiting in line at Disney World only for the ride to get closed just before he gets on it and also because he made me agree with anybody on Morning Joe.

Floridians: how did you manage to elect as your governor ACTUAL VOLDEMORT???

You see, it looks like he’s sweating, but he actually just cries through the pores in his scalp.

Their first problem was expecting that a sentient uncircumcised penis would have a coherent opinion on Islam.

I love this meme but I hate how appropriate it’s usage is in so many situations :/

The melting snow and sweat from people being dressed too warm

“My souls tell me it’s raining.” I’m going to have to use that at work today. “My souls tells me it’s time for a coffee so leave me alone”.

Apropos of nothing but my favourite Yiddish word is shmata.

all the better to fill our privately run prisons with!

I feel like you need to know you are not alone: I also have absolutely no desire to ever, ever see Seth Rogan naked.

More Adele’s a waaaaaaaaay better meme than “more cowbell”.

or Schmuck...

I like that he’s the least interesting person in the vehicle... it’s way more entertaining. His schtick works well

Chiclet teeth. I hate those!

Awesome!

Whoa I never realized, half of what I like about Seth’s face is his teeth. They’re bleached and all, hey Hollywood, but they’re, you know, actual real teeth, unmistakably. And they’re cute!

and more

He's funny, he has a cute face & I dig chubby dudes. I stand firmly behind my comment. Now, if only I could get him firmly behind, or in front of, me ....

Ew ew ew ew. It’s just some serious bullshit. My landlord decided I was meant for him, and has been harassing me for eighteen months. Like, who *decides* such a thing? An entitled loser egomaniac psycho. Gross.