And yet, somehow, even dogs can fucking learn to understand it.

Bernie watches YouTube videos on stolen wifi. Content longer than 35 seconds is for the millionaires and billionaires.

Rot in jail, you fucking useless filth.

Ahhhh I want a pet raccoon!! Their little hands!!!

terryboleasghost is the one that made me want to answer him!

“Why are all these pictures in black and white?? Just pick one that’s in color!”

Which one of them?

I believe it means that she doesn’t know the difference between the antonyms “under” and “over.”

Promoted for “soggy”.

Oh great. Bring on the next stream of plaid-shirted white 30 year old men with dreadlocks sat behind the bar at the green tea emporium they work part time at in Williamsburg, sending messages (between working on their “screenplay”) about how black people don’t know what’s best for them.

who is getting fired?

Don’t answer the troll! I repeat: Ignore the troll!

How hard is it to GIS “Selma March”? All you get are pictures from the original march. Including options for the Bloody Sunday violence.

You just don’t get how essential plastic surgery is. It makes the first Mrs. extend her expiry date until after they’ve become rich enough to be able to stash the half she had coming to her in the divorce. It’s God’s work, really. Abortions that mean women don’t have to put up with their crap? Not God’s work.

Can we just talk about soggy Izalea’s “not be an understatement” comment? What does this mean??

I watched that doc a few months before the trailer came out and that “messed me up”. I just couldn’t watch a Hollywooded up version of great documentary.

My mom totally loved perming her hair while I was growing up in the 80's/90's. She said it was to give her hair volume and make it look full.

That’s horrible. And I know someone who’s done that. It’s mindblowing.

Need to find a career where it’s part of my job to hold cuddly panda babies STAT.