Right! I was like, I’m pretty sure she did a movie like this before...and lo and behold! Ms. Berry needs to go to TV and do some awe-inspiring shit next season.

I wouldn't know what to do with myself.

Alles is geweldig hier in Canada maar ja, de geest weet je. Ik moet gewoon terug, terug-keren naar Afrika. Ik ben aan het huilen nu. Beetje suiker and alcohol.

Yes, even with their dicks in my mouth. You?

I have to stop you here. You are being luscious and W. African right now. Listen, you and I exist freely because we sold them out. Imagine that good luck. Have a seat and hear them speak.

You know what. I’ve been reading more bell hooks lately and she says that growing up differently is often a bone of contention for black freethinkers. She says that people are often upset with her. By people, I mean other sisterfriends. So I figured I might as well apologize for how I’ve spoken to you. I don’t want…

You bought into the liberal propaganda. I don’t want you to think MSNBC or some shit like that. I mean you bought into the whole Eurocentric project and when it shows its Sambo side, it can feel ugly when with the other hand it raises you to be respectful and tolerant. Liberalism and the economic system are at odds…

Egyptians, especially the Arab ones, love to act like they’re not African and that big bodies have been considered beautiful in that part of the world before they came across the Sinai with their fictive and racist religion in tow.

What is your deal? I’m serious. Do you get hard following me around? I heard many straight white guys fantasize about black dick.

You mess.

I know next to nothing about Belgium

Again, making it about her.

As an African, I definitely hate Belgians. They're the worst.

You mess. Don't ever change.

LOLZ. I hope you got that I meant catwalking and not actual babysteps walking.

As someone who has had the great misfortune of spending my youth in Holland, I can assure you that no Dutchmen would ever want to pay tribute to anything Belgian, except maybe a hooker in Antwerp. The Dutch loathing of the Belgians (rooted in Belgium’s secession from the Dutch kingdom in the 19th century) can be seen…

They actually were taught how to walk by Naomi.

LOLZ, do all the years on that shirt say 2016? Like girls, I get that the gaggle of tweens refer to you as legends and queens but you guys are brand new. It takes a long while to become a legend. Like some queen tried to tell me the other day that Gaga and Swift are legends. Bitch, where?

It doesn't do much beyond address the superficial, which is what Marina did when she described them in those terms. Many white/European people believe that doing the opposite of an evil thing makes that thing good. The reality is that such ideals often reinforce the original problem and do little to undermine the base…

I saw that. I'd like to think they posted them to disprove Marina's speculation that their faces look "weird". But then again, you could be right. I don't understand white people nor will I ever claim to understand them or their ways.