Bill is so wise. I wonder how he comes up with that ancient Irish wisdom every time. Damn that man and his talons!

At first I thought you mistyped Holocaust but now I see you didn't. Good luck with life friend.

I don't really care as long as those missiles don't target any African country south of the Sahara.

No, no. Just no to your idea of socks.

Dat's hawt.

Yeah, I hope that logic soothes your nation's conscience but I doubt it will.

Considering that American political tradition is a British-derived system, I am not surprised.

I'm only 31 :(

Sit. Down. Before I call the (fashun) police!

I can't. My Popeyes lady is also my doctor and also my plumber.

Oh yeah, that style has always intrigued me and the children are working their way back into it. I really enjoyed that era despite the constant terror level warnings and the constant discrimination.

Yeah, you have strange tastes but mazel tov for having them in the first place! People who lack any sense of sartorial flare are just the worst! Fashun = lyfe!!!!

Of course I know Gene Kelly. Is he the guy who sings in the rain in those old-timey films?

I don't do brightness well but many thanks. It's a brutal story so I figured some racialized humour would help.

Socks don't go with loafers. Just sprinkle some baking soda on the inside and make sure, very sure, that your feet go in smelling plain.

Oh, I thought I had implied that but I guess not. No calves for women or men. We have to return to early 2000's Lil Kim and the less is more philosophy of fashun.

People who think Wendy Williams is too edgy.

Hey, no need to shit all over Elizabeth. She said something nice about Obama once.

I don't know who that is.

It's too soon. Calves won't be in during the Hilary presidency. That would be too much 90's and Hilary kankle realness.