Exactly. I mean, fuck those people who know what they're talkin about, amirite!

probably out snorting coke off of knife blades in the backs of strip clubs.

OK Becky Chad, stay being a precious ignorant snowflake.

Are you a spambot?

News at 11.

It is, considering the Americans are the only people who ever used such weapons on other humans. I suppose it is easy to fear at home what one does outside of home. Chickens, Malcolm X and roosting.

he knows what he’s talking about.

I felt afraid for my life. Those pinkos, they have superhuman strength!

Before that people just lived in tortoise holes and rode alligators around for transportation.

I don't know who you are talking about.

That PINK flamingo was giving me menacing looks and I had no choice but to kill it.

I heard Florida was built by illegal Martian aliens and the Natives just gathered to live in the buildings.

It’s rumoured that he too wanted to stage a Mateen but instead went with the state bird of Sodomiya. Sodomiya, it’s like WeHo but set in Vermont!

It is reported that the offender will plead the Zimmerman, uhm, Stand Your Ground defence when appearing before Judge Rosenblatt later this week. Now back to you in the studio Stacey.

What??? Becky, Chad call the police.

plenty black people and other minorities say the same dumb shit

We all know what it is. The reality that people always look for any crack to criticize black women. Oh, she said it THIS way and not this way! OMG, Beyoncé hates all white people now! Look at Khloe and his daring boxer braids! We all know what it is because it is derived from petty ass, dusty, tired and U-ropean…

Why not both?

Ugh, I want to check out of Hotel Life.

The thing for me is that being Jafaican is all the rage for those who wish to engage in black dress up but who cannot be bothered to go beyond their special snowflake selves to understand exactly what they're doing. It's also a shock to their lily-white selves that the whole world isn't bending to their needs.