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    gururoo--disqus
    Gil
    gururoo--disqus

    Ya, I thought something was amiss with the lack of translation.

    If the flic wasn't directed by a fellow still managing to coast on the reputation of his two seminal contributions to the SCI-FI genre made almost 40 years ago, nobody'd give this or its immediate predecessor more than passing consideration.

    Perhaps only those who still have some vestige of higher brain functioning.

    Maybe?

    Jones's brand of orchestral majesty has been missed on the big screen.

    Where's the "American Monsters" series?

    Lifelong Trekkie: GET OFF MY STARSHIP!

    Looks like everything and everybody is slathered in Dura Wax. And what's with that stupid, anachronistic song?

    Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,

    CBS? Would anyone actually notice anyway?

    Cynical but not mean-spirited, the show's really grown on me. The cast bounce off each other to perfection.

    That could have been phrased differently.

    In all that time it took Sun to walk just one block they could have squeezed in the entirety of the 3rd season. I don't want to see another portentous slo-mo sequence for at least another 6 months.

    Oh noes! Just wait until the Celestial Order of Deities Union hears about this.

    I suppose it would have been too meta to have seen the return of Wally from Brain Candy.

    Aliens is the best made Roger Corman you'll ever see.

    I suggest you acquaint yourself with the first instalment.

    Yes. Parker a Ripley directly tell Brett to go catch the cat so it wouldn't keep being picked up on their jerry-rigged sensor.

    Sh*tty art films are a genre unto themselves.

    Event Horizon > Prometheus.