Well, that was…………………awfully long and kinda boring. Pretty too look at as ever, but all the maudlin mush in the world ain't gonna save a narrative going nowhere that slowly.

This isn't allowed.

Page hits make the world go 'round, the world go 'round, the world go 'round….

You go gurl! Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go…away.

So, reviews of movies that don't exist, then. Gotcha.

Oh…so this isn't a remake of Tarkovsky's "Stalker", then?

If you think 2016 is bad, just wait till next year.

Silly, exquisitely over-ripe cheese.

Very much looking forward to it.

SPAM. Seventy-nine years and counting.

Is that confirmation bias in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

I wouldn't put Warcraft on the list at all.

Presumably because it was Morricone's own music that was used, and not another composers, and also because the inclusion of the two "unoriginal" cues did not override the presence of his original Hateful score.

Don't fret none, in heaven she's as light as a feather on an angel's wing.

Patrick Wilson has always had a nice smile. And probably still looks fetching in a speedo.

"The (Hollywood) Hills Are Alive With The Sound of Chutz·Pah".

Just to set the record straight:

He's lost Ollie because he can't be completely honest with him and reveal that he was involved in a conspiracy to cover-up Sam's murder. A murderer perpetrated by Wes. And he was drunk.

Edge of the seat episode for sure. Didn't think they would honestly off Wes. And Viola was on fire again.

Too soon!