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    And the complementary massages.

    That essentially describes JJ's take on Trek to begin with.

    Bingeing wasn't the plan going in but it certainly turned out that way. Very entertaining genre piece, well written and produced, with engaging performances and solid tech credits. My nostalgia meter was pinging like mad.

    Someone needs their Ouija board recalibrated.

    Why do you care so much about the latest Hollywood ingenue being primed for stardom by way of trendy, faux-fem balderdash? Seriously. I didn't know who the hell she was until I tripped over that jizzy follow-up piece here to the Vanity Fair wank.

    Disagreeing with a premise and stating as such in this venue can hardly be construed as shutting down a discussion, as your continued attempts at rebuttal clearly demonstrate.

    No one here has the sort of power you claim they have. Besides, if her choice of film roles mattered as much to Margot as it seems to matter to you she wouldn't be a "topic" of discussion to begin with.

    It's not like the mucous has agency of its own. Margot, on the other hand….

    "Holy Toledo! Will ya look at that. Margot's Q score is up 15%… Hey, Sally, get Marge on the phone and let's lock that sequel deal ASAP. Oh, and don't forget to send out those gift baskets to those who can't be named." — Aran Michael Management

    Please help save the Great White Margot from self-exploitation! Donate to the Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom Kickstarter now, and help solve 1st World Problems today!

    Get back to me when the studios make female genital mutilation a contractural stipulation.

    Better to be remembered at the bottom of a shaft than not to be remembered at all.

    You should definitely see a urologist.

    Is Margot Robbie in this too?

    Is it funnier if you've never seen a Bourne film?

    That all? I heard Huffington throws in free lube.

    What's the pay like?

    So what's this chick's relevance? Newest young hot thang on the block to spank to, or something?

    Tsar goes the neighbourhood.

    What ya got against threesomes?