A thoroughly underwhelming episode. Limp setups and limper jokes. And though you could see it coming a mile away, it was nice of the writer to give a nod to Exorcist III's pièce de résistance.

And not just any boobs, but demon possessed boobs.

"Ten percent of this plan is lunacy, fifty percent of these riches is not enough, one hundred percent of dead is dead." — Dominar Rygel XVI

"That's your plan? Wile E. Coyote could come up with a better plan." — John Crichton

Correction: Alexander Courage composed the theme to the original 1966 series. The TNG theme was adapted from Jerry Goldsmith's theme for Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

"DON'T DO IT!!!"

Those are the daftest title credits. And that opening sequence. Is this supposed to be a comedy?

As far as Korngold/Williams pastiches go, Conti's effort ranks amongst the best.

*looks up recipe for Hungarian goulash*

But seriously…how many do you suppose it fits?

I forgot. How many Syrian refugees can that thing fit, anyway?

And has succeeded splendidly in having me lose all interest in this show.

Very much "yes" to the invaluable contribution(s) of Richard Robbins' music to the MI aesthetic.

Fear the Waking Ennui (pneumatic bolt gun not included)

This show is very silly. But it's nice to see Famke playing "complicated" once more. And is it just me or does Viola appear perpetually at odds wearing pumps?

I was amused to hear an aping of Max Steiner's score to the original King Kong as as the caged gorilla descended to the stage.

And the show's antics are all the more entertaining for it.

Well, that was the first thing that popped in to my mind.

It's just so great to see Jamie Lee Curtis doing comedy again.

But I got a roast in the oven, and the kids will be home from school soon…