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    For the "wouldn't it be cool if (insert mashup), but just way cooler" demo.

    SPOILERS!!!

    Notable films starring the award winning director and thespian Kevin Costner that I have never watched:

    I only want to know if Luke Evans take his clothes off.

    "The suspense is killing us. Really."

    Depends.

    Just call him Slick Slavic.

    Taking his shirt off somewhere offscreen, I imagine.

    "I liked the Kelly POV though, leading up to the master."

    Don't be scared little Eph, that'll just be Clara pulling your leg.

    The strained pretzel logic in the teaser to setup this week's Moffat McGuffin immediately did me in and I stopped listening.

    Idris has a brother?

    Setrakian: What's the matter?
    Anakin: My mother is going to be upset about her boyfriend Matt being dead.

    "There seemed to be some quite shoddy camerawork at times, and it bothered me".

    Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, false!

    But the pain of The Strain falls mainly on the sane.

    But their toupées grew up on the same horse.

    "I never read the books. My friends who did, say the books are excellent."