Lynch's Dune is a sumptuous mess. Jodorowsky's would have faired no better — probably even worse — I'm sure.

Jordo? Jordo? JORDO! It's time to wake up.

Tepid writing. Tepid direction. Tepid performances. Tepid music. Etc., etc., etc… Really, the show should be called Ambien instead.

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turning red
Crying's not for me
Cause I ain't gonna stop the rain by complaining

something… Lizzie Borden had an axe
She gave her mother 40 whacks,
When she saw what she had done
she gave her father 41.

Thank you for spelling cliché correctly.

Don't roll over Homer, it ain't worth the trouble.

Or its thematic corollary: Captain Kangaroo & The Excruciating Wall Treatment.

For a moment there i thought your remarks were going to be directed at that other redneck fantasy, true detective.

I don't know why anyone would think the show was "better at philosophy" when it was obvious from the start that Rust, the proverbial lapsed Catholic hard done by his god, was gonna return to the fold sooner or later. It's the way these Sunday school morality plays always play out. That it took a near-death experience…

Rated PG-13 for propagandistic garbage intended for impressionable youths.

Peter Falk could probably deliver a better dead baby joke, I grant you that.

Not that bad?

Prosaic. Listless. And that ending was unforgivably dime-store.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised alot of youz hillbillies confuse a deer in headlights with a come-hither look.

Why am I laughing???

Anything would be funny.

Tyler should be hosting this snoozefest.

damn…why can't I FF a livestream?

SPOILERS: It's the wrong Kim.