For more analysis, we now go live to a bunch of lawyers with too much free time on their hands: the entire Deadspin commentariat.

Yeah... as most people walk away from the game having served their entertainment purpose and live their life, I’d go with C. Not every person is out of a Fred Exley novel once you move beyond the Deadspin bubble.

Gimme Slayer or Megadeth over Metallica any day.