I have never liked getting my makeup done at MAC and thought that it meant I'd hate getting it done anywhere, but I was wrong. Sephora employees are a lot more likely to listen to you, explain with reasons why they recommend against something you want or why they are recommending something you don't want, and also…

Best (by which I mean worst) experience ever, I was maybe 16 or 17 and wanted a new eyeshadow. I forget what counter I went to but the woman basically did half of my face, full-on club makeup and then refused to do the other half unless I bought something. I really didn't want the $20+ eyeshadow she was pushing so I…

I wear makeup every day (not schlubby at home days, obvs) and I did not previously believe myself to be unusual in that, and yet somehow this whole series has been populated by women who wear almost no makeup on the regular. I feel like I must be a unicorn. But since I had no idea that I was alone in makeup wearing,…

WHY AM I TEARING UP? I'm gonna be so pissed if I'm pregnant.

Yesterday you remarked on a different post that, "Skinny bitches get all the good shit." So, yes, with that propensity to use disrespectful language towards people who are sized differently from you, I would say, yes, you are definitely in the wrong place.

Karyn, would you consider adding AHA's symptoms of heart attack in women to the post? Confusion about the symptoms is a large part of why women are facing delayed treatment.

Penn State's students continue to embarass themselves, Deadspin posts articles to that effect often. All universities have student bodies that raise huge amounts of money for charities, found charities, solve the world's problems, etc. That's not an achievement, that's what the youth of the world is expected to do…

Speaking of kids and underwear, when I was in kindergarten I had a HUGE crush on my older brother's best friend Sam, a sexy older man in the 4th grade. Every day after school, after Sam and my bro locked themselves in his bedroom to avoid me, I would slide my Little Mermaid panties, one by one, underneath the door. …

I used to chew up the chicken in Campbell's soup, then spit it back into the soup and eat it. Because the chicken was too tough, I guess.

technically, this wasn't a lie, more of a deception, but here goes. I was born in another country but went to university in Australia. Because I didn't have permanent residency status, I was on a student visa, I was only allowed to work 20 hours a week. My classes started, and I was desperate to find a job. My savings…

This falls more into the most absurd lie I've ever gotten away with. And because it would absolutely dox me should it be read by much of my family, anyone I went to college with as well as their family and friends, I've created a burner account for this tale.

Regarding periods, this is fantastic, and everyone should watch it:

There actually is a healthy amount of regulation, but even less so with "natural products. Your skin also does not absorb everything you put on it. That's just not true. Most chemicals do not affect the endocrine system, tea tree oil will though especially pubescent boys. -A biochemist

Actually, what's important is that normal people can see a woman with a body shape that's just one example of zillions. Her breasts are uneven, like a goodly portion of women. She is quite small - not just in weight but in bone structure - and has been teased a lot for her smile, teeth, and breasts.

Best John Boehner story ever: I'm watching the State of the Union speech with my daughter, and she says, "That's President Obama, but who's that?" (pointing to Joe Biden)

No one has to tan to have a healthy looking complexion.

Okay, how about zero? As in, zero tolerance. You assault someone, you are banned from the NFL.