Yeah we should just start body slamming children who don't listen. That will teach them.

It’s a shitty reverse. Like this

What he is saying is true and 90% of people who don’t understand physics are stupid.

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Sorry, but a black guy getting bad reception in the Boston area doesn't qualify as shocking news

And sales have fucking plummeted since. It’s regarded by literally everyone who knows what they’re talking about as a flop. If they’re dominating the smartwatch market it’s because it’s a tiny-ass market to begin with.

It’s not so much for defending South Korea anymore, but for the strategic value of having men and equipment in a region that's becoming more contested with China.

No, no, he didn’t slam you, he didn’t bump you, he didn’t nudge you... he “rubbed” you. And rubbin, son, is racin’.

Everyone clicked on this because they thought they were gonna see a nip slip

Mustang as a benchmark? Awesome. Do you know how so?

Go ahead and make the F-35B (STOVL) and maybe the F-35 C (Navy), but cancel the F-35A. The harriers are antiques and the F-18s only have so much service life, we will need to replace them.

Screw that, I want to import a Marauder so I can do this to people who take up 2 spots, or in the parking garage at my job 3 or 4 spots with 1 car.

Are you still attracted to Pregnant women when you not pregnant yourself? What if you became a pregnant woman sex bandit, who would have affairs with pregnant women, then disappear into the night when the child is born?

Is there anything Bradley Cooper CAN’T do?

How about a replacement for the POS Day One controller that broke just by squeezing it too hard?

Some people don’t read past the headline. Or like my Grandfather used to say: “It doesn’t matter what book you buy for a close-minded person because all their gonna do is eat the paper.”

I can definitely believe that a guy who creeps on the teenage daughters of his colleagues prefers Corvettes to Porsches.