Next update to Euro Truck Simulator...

Mitsubishi Exec 1: We’re doomed unless we can increase sales!

And do people do rohypnol casually? Other than Gob Bluth, obviously.

This is easy, a rally car is because racecar, a drift car is because herpderp.

The drift car only has to deal with smooth, flat pavement, while the drift car has to have tons of travel for bumps, rocks, and jumps you find in a rally stage.

600 horsepower? I’m pretty sure it’s got Lambo exhausts bro.

How about using “Bertha” to commemorate the first person to demonstrate the real Jalopnik spirit? The AMG SUV version that is sure to follow could be the “Big Bertha.”

Mercedeez Nutz?

How about AC/DC

Well, at least they can leave Kimi Raikkonen alone, he knows what he’s doing.

...and here’s a more recent cutaway drawing

Or get the CarMax warranty if you do.

Obligatory.....

BUILT NOT BOUGHT

...of hurting my eyes.

Probably no more than the Renegade already has on.

Maybe we can turn on their turn signal for them.

All about that reina akikawa waifu lol

Finally. Someone who gets it 😂👍 it's all about that 湾岸ミッドナイト

No. This is Blackbird.