How do I make this my ringtone?

Who you think readin’ this hoping that you did review the album? Do you really not know us after all these years?  I’m crushed.

I didn’t know I needed a Murphy bed until now. I can’t afford California closets tho, is there an Ohio Closets or Michigan Closets?

I am so jealous of your murphy bed. I want one so bad.

You clicked on this—hastily, lustily, thirsty as a motherfucker—to read a review of Kanye West’s Jesus Is King.

“One time, he told me that he wasn’t going to rap,” Tyson recalled, per XXL. “I said, ‘Why not?’ He said, ‘That’s the devil’s music.’

I can’t tell if they’re REALLY that dense or whether it’s deliberate obfuscation.

How, HOW do they manage to dress themselves every day? Actually, extend that to Pirro and all Fox News viewers watching this and being like “yeah, that’s right!” Like... at some point, doesn’t this level of dumb make one fatally choke on a pretzel?

I can only hope, for completeness’s sake, that a third fan yelled out “Play Free Bird!”

Those hostile media & Democrat partners always complaining about... (searches) laws. 

I have a mother and late stepfather who would be rolling in his grave if he caught wind of your hot take there.

But they were 3 years old, and it is apparently an open yard where randos could just walk by at any time. I wouldn’t leave 3 year olds by themselves in a closed in yard, let alone one that is open.

What on earth are you talking about?

It’s after 7pm. My question is who was supposed to be watching those kids?

This is terrifying, and I really really hope that her family and her community find her safe sound.

Just some background for you, as he explains in the special, he didn’t know her before she came to his show. After the show he went up to the bar and Daphne approached him and he thought she was going to seriously let him have it for his material. But she actually said she thought it was hysterical, and she thanked…

That’s exactly how this reads. Not cool.

Exactly.

The headline could be better. My first thought after reading it was that this transgender person was made fun of in Chappelle’s special and later killed themselves- not that her and Chappelle were friends...