The president of people who call computers “puters”

I’m sorry you have to make that choice, Damon. You shouldn’t have to.

As Tim O’Brien tweeted:

We are living in the WalMart of countries.

I have been ridic happy with Brooks running shoes, particularly as a woman large of foot. Support matters!

  I just got a 150ml bottle of matte black acrylic paint that is supposed to be the closest they can get to Vantablack.  I’m looking forward to painting lots of miniatures with it.

My son turns 30 today! 

I bet he drove pretty often before he got into politics though.  I bet Trump hasn’t driven a car since the ‘80s.

Just like Daddy:

I keep thinking about something Trump’s niece apparently said in her book. Trump has essentially been institutionalized for his entire life. From the moment they sent him to boarding school, Trump has always had caretakers . He’s never had to function like a normal person. He’s never had to buy groceries or put gas in…

A doctor pointed out that as a patient he can demand to leave the hospital at anytime. He cannot be kept against his will. Fine. Let him leave. Let him get back on the trail. I hope it wipes him out and that he seen as “weak and low energy” and nod off at a photo op. Let everybody see weak sleepy Donald while Biden is…

According to reports this selfish fat fucking loser wanted to go home and so the doctors let him drive around the fucking hospital to wave to his demented cult as a compromise. A COMPROMISE???!!!! I keep saying that this a grown man and then I realize that is the fucking problem, this asshole has never been told no in…

Be careful not to quote Scripture to any Supreme Court Justices. They might take it as a threat.

whom ‘tongues’ counts as a language credit

It makes me a bad person but I kinda hope all of his supporters absolutely believe him and go out and intentionally engage in risky behavior and end up catching the damn virus.  Then we’ll really see what the percentages are ....

When the MeeMaws and PeePaws of the people for whom ‘tongues’ counts as a language credit start dying off in droves because they believe old Uncle Snake Oil and his Bullshit (my metric remains: check his rally schedule, still blank), maybe Hannity will push back a teensy bit and recommend washing hands.

On the bright side, he clearly picked one with extremely cringworthy racism.

“Can we get ‘Gone With the Wind’ back, please?”

1. I would happily vote for Warren over any candidate right here and right now. That said, the Slate did an exceptional article on why she can’t get traction from voters.

Back four years ago, him openly mocking the disabled was scandalous. Now he’s suborned the Senate and got McConnell sniffing the glove, they’ve stacked the election deck by spiking the entire process, and he’s literally using the DOJ as his personal enforcers—and nobody bats an eye.