Me when I read “Distraction becky” on Al Gore’s sweet internet:

This is the correct headline. “White woman convicted of crime she obviously committed. Demands to see manager.”

The child was brutalized ON CAMERA and the parents had to get social workers to advocate for charges?? And they claimed that there's equity in law enforcement. Bullshit. Let this have been a Black or Latino man pinning a white child down like this. He would've been executed swiftly by the police upon their arrival.

A grown man attacks a 13 year old boy and cops are like “Well I don’t see a crime here.”

Pro-life, until birth.

The only thing that can stop a bad woman with a gun is a good fetus with a gun.  This is why I support the 2nd amendment for unborn babies.

Getting shot should not be an expected consequence for getting into an altercation.

Welcome to Gilead, people.

I guess it’s because Nancy Pelosis called for Al Franken to resign when he was accused of much less.

Hurts my toe-crotch :(

Here’s a friendly reminder, since living in Trump’s America occasionally makes us forget this;

I’m really fucking sick of that “for the party that preaches tolerance...” nonsense. Someone else can probably explain it better than me, but it’s like just because the left preaches tolerance, does not mean tolerance for racism, migrant kids in camps, and general assholery of this fucking administration aka what Eric…

I hope some news channel gets the accused server on the air and she just goes “I say this with great respect: Number one, he’s not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, ok?”

Meanwhile, among literally hundreds of other issues of corruption, deceit and incompetence, Trump has been credibly accused of rape/sexual assault for...what...the 16th time?

WHAT?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? How is she not under the jail? How did she get to just come back here? How is her “medical facility” still operating. This chick only has a HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA. That’s less than nothing when it comes to administering to sick patients. 

Only 10 years? For killing a 3-year-old with her car basically on purpose. Excuse me, I need to go hug my child now. This is horrible. Accidentally backing into a child is most parents’ worst nightmare, not something you should play for in a parking lot.

Their version of femininity is a throwback to an era the rest of us gladly left behind. Ridiculous amounts of make-up, clothes that accentuate tits & ass and women are responsible for “their man’s” well-being. Backwards logic such as a strong woman beats up the woman “her man” cheated with. Jealousy, threats of…

I’m confused, why the snark? She’s been dedicated to humanitarian rights since she was 26, volunteering on the ground, connecting directly with refugees, speaking with public officials, writing about it it, raising public awareness, and otherwise using her star power (and millions) for the cause. Or is this just more…

Chuck Todd is an outright imbecile, and he needs to be fired.

What the fuck Chuck?