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Two amazing things here

that was definitely the best part!  well and also that he really did help the woman.

ahahaha

Good lord that picture of Tucker Carlson up top ahahahahaahahahah 

Damn I bet that WAS loud. Poor goosey. 

I’m happy to report I’m still happily married!

I have seen a squirrel get electrocuted by a telephone pole wire and he flew up and then convulsed on the ground right in front of me and it WAS horrible. I also saw a pigeon fly directly into the Apple store (in downtown Portland the whole giant ass store is all glass windows) and he convulsed a bunch right in front…

I am wondering, at the risk of sounding like I’m 3 years old, but, can’t she get in trouble for lying? Is she just allowed to lie and then admit she lied with no repercussions? It seems like in that particular role there would be some sort of ethically oath or what-have-you that she would be bound by. Because if its…

Absolutely! 

lol 

The Atlantic article about her that everyone keeps calling a puff piece (maybe I am not correctly understanding how that term is used) I thought actually made her look like an asshole. Which she is. The article loudly proclaimed that everything in her life seems like a performance that is supposed to appear natural.…

‘More Neutral Group of Murderers for Hire’ hahahahahahaha 

Nice revision. 

“I hope she woke up to her publicist banging on the front door at 3 AM in a cold sweat when they saw the kinds of people that were agreeing with her take.”

lol

Perfectly put! But wait... are you *checks notes* part of the deepstate?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!

I also love that he mentions that fact in so many of his articles. 

lol. Yeah we would all look so dumb if he forgave our student loans! 

I’m guessing he thinks that no one actually wants to help migrants and that the cities are bluffing or something so once the refugees/migrants arrive the cities will be like “no! Mr. Trump, don’t do it to us, don’t make us take them! you were right all along, you big, old, orange, lump of playdoh!” Then he will bang a…