My friends, regardless of your race, gender, religion, etc., has the word “nigger” (or any variant thereof), ever just “slipped” out of your mouth even though you hate the word?

“even whiter” ahahahahhahahahaah Thanks! 

So I looked at that twitter link, I barely understand twitter so forgive me, but I had to post this person’s response with as many rolls as my eyes can give.

That bitch is on coke for sure. FOR SURE. She is swinging her jaw all crazy and shit talking like crazy. Once again I do not know how these people calmly record this crap. That asshole woman was clearly trying to bait her too by saying “old”, “heavy set” etc. ARGH this is so fucking annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have an old person’s question: I drive a light, some may say baby blue Subaru, is there some sort of drug or sexual innuendo I need to be aware of?

That was my thinking, the NRA should not want this solely for financial reasons, but who the hell knows. I’m sure they will find some way to monetize it. I do not look forward to the first mass shooting from a printed gun. :( 

Trying to shame a movie star for ‘no one knowing who she is’ is super weird because most of Kim’s fans have to be closer to Chloe’s age than Kim’s. So I would think they definitely know who Chloe is.

Thank you :)

Aww thank you so much! 

I experienced pretty serious depression while pregnant. Which I was not expecting. I had heard of post-partum but I hadn’t heard of anyone getting depressed during. Women would come up to me and be like ‘DON’T YOU JUST LOVE BEING PREGNANT?’ and I was like “NO!”. I’m pregnant now with my second and it’s a totally…

Oh no! 

You know DTjr isn’t even talking to anyone on that phone...

Yeah she couldn’t afford an ambulance so because of their negligence she then had to take a fucking helicopter ride. What the fuck. This is so gross. What do they even care if she can afford it or not??? Even if she couuldn’t like you said put her in it, treat her.

As my three year old says “we’ve got a mystery on our hands!”

It’s Friday, so you know that means that the president of people who buy hotdogs at gas stations is rage-tweeting again.

Also this

(never forget that at the top of Sessions’ resume is having run an illegal cookie operation out of a tree)

this article is amazing. 

I’m still chortling. 

omg ahahahahah