Ok, I’ve waited long enough with this. I actually can give a first hand account of how big a douche bro Bushey actually is. I bartended for a few years at a Country Club in Beverly Hills. The members were mainly Hedge Fund Managers and Commercial Real Estate people, not much in the way of celebrities (they actually…

My genitals are bone dry after reading this article.

I assume “Jesus” is an affordable Napa Valley Chardonnay.

Throwing the show? He was on from 10-11 and then her show follows. If you are referring to the Jesus part, I have no idea—my name belongs inside multiple parentheses.

I actually felt the liquid surge up in the back of my throat when I saw that one. UGH. $50 says he’s got some kind of adult baby fetish.

What does that even mean?

Yeah this is nightmare fuel

Like.... wut. Lol

Meanwhile, Kathie Lee Gifford doesn’t even want Bush to “throw” the show to her and co-host Hoda Kotb. “She has Jesus in her life and feels this is just not right,” we’re told.

The Bible tells us that it is always the woman’s fault.

I’ve seen variations of:

Has anyone on the Bill Clinton’s a rapist train been able to semi-coherently explain why that’s Hillary’s problem?

I don’t why they didn’t give Sean and Kaitlyn a show. Supposedly people love to hate Kaitlyn, so it seems like easy ratings.

From the daming with faint praise department: they did both show more personality in this show than they did on the Bachelor. I was reminded that Ben is pretty likeable.

I watch all of the Bachelor shows too, but this? Nope. :/

the plot of this episode and the rest of the season will revolve around how a couple who barely knows each other tries to navigate a post-reality TV real world

Fully admit I watch The Bachelor, but I couldn’t get through the first 15 minutes of this show. They are so incredibly boring.

Sean and Kaitlyn should have gotten this show.

These two have the chemistry of a slab of Velveeta. Also, not surprised that they live in Denver.