Well, me and food had a nice run. Looks like that’s all over now.

Seriously. I was having a tasty piece of English cheddar and now that’s shot to shit.

Betelgeuse brand Beetlejuice! A healthy part of a nutritious Soylent Green breakfast!

I think it’s pretty much inevitable that we will embrace bugs as food. Meal worms, beetles, crickets, whatever. They actually could have sold me on this if they hadn’t called it milk. It is not milk and they do not have udders and i do not want to picture that and WHYYYYYYYY?

Cockroach milk?! HAVEN’T WE SUFFERED ENOUGH?!

These ones grow EXTRA big, because mommy’s sauce is so yummy and good.

Appropriate.

I’m not even gonna click on those links.

Do cockroaches have nipples? Because you can milk anything with nipples.

Making excuses for slavery? Is this how far Fox News has sunk?

My parents buy into this bigoted idiocy, and it is terribly sad to see generally good people who would be kind to anyone they know in everyday life embrace this hateful racist nonsense.

(Says something to be cheered by his 2-3 million racist regular viewers)

Well a common sexist stereotype of woman in power is that they’re shrill.

because they are insinuating that her laugh is too loud, too aggressive, too much and she should be relegated to tiny giggles behind her hand like a good, docile woman would. I mean, can you believe her audacity to actually laugh her real laugh??

You won’t be sorry. I promise. She is burdened with glorious purpose in the BEST WAY.

I pledge to rectify this ASAP!

It’s amazing. I look like a psycho when I watch it. There’s a lot of clapping my hands together and yelling “suck it, assholes!” She does not pull her punches.

You SHOULD feel guilty. Get on that shit. It’s worth it. Even if you have to give up something else to make the time!!!

Dudebro rule of humor: Women aren’t funny. But making fun of women is always funny.