No Southern Christian woman would use or type the word “vagina” (especially one over 40). Trust me on this. It is a hoax.

I am going to spend the rest of my life looking for ways to use ‘circus train derailment’ in conversation. Thank you for giving my life purpose.

Or has she deviated too much from her ‘girl next door’ thing and now they don’t like her anymore

I have one uppity Orthodox mom on my Facebook feed and I’m in the same boat. She recently posted this:

I have exactly one uppity Christian mom on my Facebook feed (my kid was friends with her kid, I was unaware of the zealotry) and I cannot bring myself to flush her. Her Facebook page is like a circus train derailment, it’s so comically that I can’t look away. I am weak.

I’m disappointed in the quality of that ham.

I imagine her squatting while using a hand mirror to get it just
right

This says nutcase troll putting people on. She added it...

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

For real though, I’m mainly impressed with the attention to detail in giving that ham sandwich a clitoris.

Jennifer Mayers is clearly Tomatoface or whatever the fuck he’s calling himself mow.

I thought it was fake too. Everyone knows uppity Christian moms only use Facebook.

It's kinda nice. Solace though, eeeesh.

The headline said “crush”. I disagree. Kerber played very well and so did Serena. One break per set isn’t being crushed, and Kerber was even competitive in those games.

Just sheer brilliance. This has been the best tennis she’s played all year.

🔥Most underrated athlete this decade🔥

You can keep your Hiddlestons and Cumberbatches.

I’m going to stay agnostic on the Ann of this story — but in general, I think this response is a bit silly. When you’re young, maybe. But it’s pretty reasonable, I think, to say “Look, I want to get married. If you don’t, we’re going to have to part ways.” A *lot* of relationship heartache could probably solved with…

“We’re gonna get married or break up.”