I was doing that at a young age, too. Us Mormons (ex) are trouble

Go Team OrgyBarbie!!

Snorted my drink a little reading that. Vodka burns, just so you know.

I grew up Mormon and had Donny and Marie Osmond dolls. My mom always found them naked and entwined with each other. I was a bad kid.

I played Murder Barbie. One doll was the villain and she killed the rest. The dream house was full on the first season of AHS. So many barbies lost their lives in that home, especially in the elevator.

My barbies all just banged constantly - gay, straight, trans inclusive banging.

Hey you guys how about this idea for a fish-out-of-water movie about empowerment of women?? Please tell me what you think:

I mean, probably not, alas. White Ethnic Problems are always more Oscar-worthy, apparently.

My fake and more correct title for this movie is The Gahdian.

Manchester by the Sea is hella rich. You have to get buzzed in to use their Dunkin Donuts bathroom. That is pure heresy in New England.

It’s CHOWDA! Say it right!

I can’t live in a world where Ben Affleck’s dumbass little brother is the finest actor in the world

We saw the trailer and went ‘I KNOW THAT DIVE BAR, THAT’S NOT IN MANCHESTER.’

Is this a movie about making clam chowder? I would watch a 2 hour 17 minute movie about making clam chowder.

Go bills!

It means that conditions are favorable for a scalding taek that may eventually burn through the hull of the internetz.

This is totally the best thing about this movie. As if Massholes needed another thing to rage about.

I’m going to provide you with my patented, guilt-free method of watching shitty movies by shitty people: 1) pay for a ticket for a worthwhile film that you have no interest in watching at the multiplex, then 2) sneak into the shitty film you want to watch at the multiplex.

If I wanted to see a bunch of grey coldness I’d go home to Buffalo

I think my favorite thing about this movie so far has been listening to MA people fight about how Manchester stole Gloucester’s movie.