I did casually read somewhere that he has to contact his probation officer to leave his region of NC, so...

Food and drug expertise to lead the FDA? Please. Only kleptocrats who have others procure and prepare their food and drugs need apply to lead the FDA. /nonsense

Fill out the online application like everybody else, bub.

Let’s just hope he never wants to do a swimsuit competition.

I told someone that Trump is saying you could text 69691 if you want Petraeus for SoS and 6661 if you want Giuliani and they actually believed me. Yep, this is an insane time.

We’re in for a world of hurt.

And if Sarah Palin is chosen for veterans affairs, she says she’s the right person because she loves animals.

I don’t know... wouldn’t a billionaire CEO with absolutely no relevant experience or education be a better choice?

He’s looking to be as extreme as possible and not get his nominees rejected. Giuliani is a non-starter for Senate approved jobs... too many shady foreign deals. Sessions would normally be a problem, but he’s well liked socially in the Senate, so they’ll let him through even with all the overt racism. Bannon and Flynn…

I’m seeing a pattern here. Bernie Madoff pardon and treasury appointment perhaps?

I have no witty, clever, snarky, or thought provoking contribution. Friends, I honestly do not understand why this is happening. It’s like motherfucking opposite day. Every day! I thought, really, the buck would stop somewhere. A magic lever, a gong, something, America. Is there no one entity that can nix this…

That makes more sense!

But I thought Killary and Huma were having a lesbian affair, where the latter passed classified information to the Muslim Brotherhood!

Because it was actually Apr. 2015.

I realize that our Shitbag president-elect is like some kind of anti-Leibniz, constantly demonstrating that we live in the worst of all possible worlds, but this actually pisses me off more than a lot of the other, more patently ludicrous picks. I mean, after the ENDLESS email bullshit, they want the guy who actually…

The actual Hill article says this:

“Well, in order for the Islams to get state secrets from Petraeus, they would have to have gay sex with him. And that would send them to hell. Just like pork-bullets! Checkmate.” - InfoWars, Probably

I’m beginning to think this Donald Trump guy USA bit of a clueless asshole! Good thing America woke up six months ago and had Hilary at a90% win!

Alright, Jason Chafftez, it’s time for some self righteous tweeting!

Petraeus was sentenced to two years’ probation in April 2013 for passing classified information to Paula Broadwell, who was at the time writing his biography and with whom he was also having an affair.