Steve Bannon looks like the poster child for alcholism.

Reince Priebus is also an anagram of Brunei Recipes and Bi Creep Urines.

Could we not celebrate Thanksgiving? The Native American genocide holiday seems particularly gauche in the midst of the DAPL protests.

Nope.

I would really, really love it if Jezebel would run a side-by-side photo of Obama’s White House staff and Trump’s White House staff. I’m guessing it will look very, very different, given his current list of cabinet and staff picks. (Surprise: 99% white dudes!)

The entire time the election was raging on, I simply kept saying “I don’t think Trump actually understands how the government works.”

That’s the thing - people want instant change and instant turnaround. That just simply isn’t possible with the enormous policy messes that Republican presidents have brought.

I mean, if Obama wants to move in with him and continuing tutoring him for the entire duration of the presidency, I don’t see anything wrong with that. Further, if the dude is so easily influenced by whoever is standing nearest to him, I will donate what little I have to a Kickstarter to assure that Obama is paid for…

Pence was a governor, so he knows how to deal within the confines of working for the government. He’s much scarier and not as dumb as people want to think.

He knows about pardoning a turkey every year right? That’s very important.

It’s bad, very bad. Pence is the guy who is okay with people discriminating against GLBT+ people if they think their religion says they should. He cut funding to Planned Parenthood, causing clinics to shut down and sparking a spike of HIV rates in the state. Sure Trump is awful, but Pence is probably Dick Cheney 2.0,…

I, for one, cannot wait to blame literally anything bad that happens on Trump. Also, god help him should he ever try to take a vacation. Obama had his feet held to the flames every single time he dared to spend so much as a day doing something he enjoyed, so why not return the favor? If we can’t stop a Trump…

What we forget (maybe not) is how Pence is going to be running the show. He is our de-facto president, whether we like it or not. He “captured” our attention during the VP debate, and is not going to let go. Its a 4 year Pence administration. Not sure if its good or bad!

I have no counterargument for that.

I imagine Obama has too much integrity and grace to say, “Fuck it. You wanted this. You got it.” then drop a microphone and walk out. But it’s got to be soul crushing to be training the man-baby who is going to sit back and watch as Republicans destroy everything he’s done.

You could see the terrified look in his eyes. Dumb dumb asshole. Sad!

I mean say what you will about Kim Jung-un he’s an organized and prepared dictator.

I mean, are we really surprised? The guy still wants to have rallies because they make him feel good. Instead of being in the White House, he wants to govern from Trump Tower.

At his point Kin Jung-Un is more qualified to be US president than Trump.

I think Trump has a better chance of learning how to make macaroni and cheese than learning any of this stuff.