Some recent research and therapy I’ve been doing has led me to believe that early and frequent exposure to porn (starting at 7) has led me to have some very skewed perspectives on women, sex, and relationships.

I’m pretty sure it’s the “you’ve been a bad girl” thing that some people are in to. Like, mild BDSM.

I dunno what your ‘mess’ is, but you seem pretty nice to me.

So hippotheraphy is a real thing with benefits, for various disorders. But considering he is an adult and this is not a long term program I am guessing it is the usual covering of one’s ass tactic.

Oh, and another thing: What’s the “Punish you” angle he’s got going on there? Seems like that’s the 3rd or 4th time I’ve heard seen that in one of his texts. So not only does he have a thing for young and tight, but he wants to hurt them too? He doesn’t need Equine Therapy in Tennessee, he needs like a whole team of…

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Speaking as a teacher, while she probably doesn’t really remember this, you should TOTALLY track her down and apologize. That would make her day year.

We’re going to eat gas.

Please do this before he dies

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

He might like that...get to upgrade to a newer model.

A story like this could tarnish the good name of The National Enquirer.

The audacity of this entire fucking family. And to top it off that Melania worked here illegally is just...jfc. President Trump would have to deport his wife.

Oh boy. When I was little I tried to save a pet tree I had by giving it sugar power because I had learned something in school that had me convinced that this would be helpful. I am sorry that you killed the cactus as dead as I killed my tiny tree. I understand this shame.

The most awkward moment of his super awkward presidency.

Funny you should say that. In the Front line documentary about Trump and Clinton, Trump’s military academy schoolmates said that they all wanted to emulate Hefner.

I wonder how Angel Merkel feels about this election.

i don’t think she looked like she liked it. Send him to jail. Fucking TV reality “star”: Jailprentisce

I mean, none of that sounds bad to me. Better than fucking around on Snapchat all day, eh?

Hahahaha! My brother and the two sisters down the street gathered buckeyes under the guise of making “buckeye jewelry.” My brother tried to even sell a prototype to our neighbors. We ended up dumping several bags of buckeyes over the fence into the neighbor’s backyard (where several buckeye trees grow). My god we were…