I can now accept death. Thank you. JK

Thanks. Truth is often hilarious.

I’d like to offer an idea that may or may not pan out, but...if you have a story, which many people do, that directly relates to the impending Trump dynasty, and you’re willing to forego some privacy, research your local media coverage and see which reporters are covering politics or healthcare or human interest…

Shit I thought you were talking about the Bureau of Land Management for a quick sec. They don’t need more money to round up mustangs!!! Phew.

Yes for like half an hour and my desire to be validated but also rejected was in serious peril.

Poor white trash here. I never doubted anyone who tried to tell me about racism but no, I didn’t and never will fully appreciate it. I wasn’t around black people as a kid. My parents are your average wasps. Insulated. Inexperienced. They perpetuated that experience for me as a kid, so I had a lot to learn about a lot…

Sisters can be insufferable. Mine likes to flaunt her body and eating habits and then complain about getting hit on. I’m not as skinny as she is and she reminds me of this fact every single time we interact.

Okay ladies, bear with me. I hate makeup, doing my hair, shaving anything, lotioning, plucking, etc. I can’t stand the time it takes, the mindlessness and tedium and most of all, the discomfort and even PAIN involved in typical feminine upkeep. Don’t get me started on shoes. Why why why do you find this stuff…

Haha yep.

Ha yeah I’d generally assume the same. But unfortunately what made this even worse (better I guess) was that the guy acted like nothing happened, was super nice and patient, and tipped 20%. Even though it was a personal horror, I’ll never forget it mostly because the man was so gracious and understanding. It was ~15…

Not so sturdy!! In my illustrious server days at a Chicago pizza joint, I dropped a piping hot pie on a guy’s lap because one of those grabbers slipped. (It was definitely not my fault. Haha)

Hahahaha thank you. I loled.

Yes pls. I’ll bring the Super Soaker to ensure proper wet shirt aesthetic.

#notmydarcybutwould

I was hoping for fingerless gloves, but alas.

OMG that is amazing. I mean, Hummer then Audi. *kisses fingertips and points them toward the sky*

Can the dude get a fucking haircut?? Go ahead and obliterate civil rights and the free press, but cut that fucking shit off for fucks sake I can’t keep seeing that for the next 4-8 years goddamnit you fucktard.

I’ve methodically averted my eyes to avoid perceiving his visage for months now but that first image and the one above the fat baby made me laugh my ass off. Let’s please continue to spread images of this evil dunce fuckwit as he is, not doing his pretend prez pose.

Gosh I’m wondering if it’s the automobile version of Maroon 5? What’s that, like a Scion or something? Either way I’m still interested in the TA. :)

Yep you’re right. I guess the powerful can’t be trusted to self-regulate 99.9% of the time. Who knew?