Yas kween

YAS KWEEN

My father couldn’t apparently muster a vote for her and wrote in Rubio for whatever reason. I’ll not survive thanksgiving without a clear answer from him. Was this shit show a better outcome??

Yep. Not just this last election cycle. More like 40 years of prejudiced torture. I’m feeling the pain and the hope. Not in equal measure.

Totally. She’s played the nutty waif for years. In the 70s it was apropos and endearing and then at some point it took a u-turn into exploitation.

I visited an internment camp museum in my hometown not long ago. It felt like a rightly bygone era. A lesson learned and observed in solemnity. Apparently not. I’m ashamed as fuck to be white. I want to apologize to everyone, everywhere. I’m sorry.

I tried and I literally (not the figurative literally) can’t look at or listen to “ “ or any of his pussy posse. I can’t. I won’t. And I’m a j-school grad news junkie. I haven’t even listened to Diane Rehm’s fucking farewell show!!!

He looks like the tragic nerd who just got invited to sit at the greasers’ table but he knows deep down he’s getting his head dunked in a poopy toilet eventually.

I’m straight and I have no fucking idea. Breeders are the last people who should be breeding.

OOh, castration subscription box. Yes please!

Well, God created it for Man and Man holds dominion over the animals. Gotta hand it to that Bible, man, still cranking out convenient justifications 2000 years on! Golly.

I guess we should start calling fracking “grabbing Mother Nature by the pussy.”

Wow Russian facelifts make you look more Russian.

WHERE IS ELSIE? Also that’s a stereotypical old west name so I assume she’s a repurposed host.

Yep I’m going to be that asshole and request that posts honoring deceased journalists not have three glaring typos in a direct quote. Gwen would be so proud.

Let’s get married! ;)

My vagina hates it already. But seriously, this woman hasn’t existed in fiction before because she doesn’t exist anywhere. I’m glad we’ve solved rape though. Good job guys.

I’m joking but it’s cool.

Humor blindness knows no corrective lenses.

I’m guessing you wear glasses? In some cultures glasses also indicate defective eyeballs.