Dead. I’m dead. Maybe this turns into the most epic joke.

I’m grey and that’s fine. I sobbed tonight. For me, for women, for Hillary. I feel like a piece of shit discarded for being too female and incapable. I guess we have another 50 years of subservience to go. I’m looking for an oven the shape of my head.

Fuck me im dead. I guess I shouldn’t have requested equal rights and pay. Goodnight people.

I am dying. I’m dead. Anyone have a spare cock and balls for sale so I can survive the next four years? My vagina is bleeding out of its wherever all over the place.

Sorry, you’re not old. It’s all relative! It’s just hitting me recently that most persons born in the 90s are fully grown adults now. Freakin me out.

I don’t disagree and I’m glad you learnt lots in college. Once again, I don’t sympathize with the racist misogynist assholes who have executed a mutiny on the Republican Party, as moderates once knew it. The point of this exhausting thread was whether celebrity support of democrats matters. I stand by my initial post…

I really appreciate the insight. I know it’s better as a closed system (if the hack were common knowledge then trolls could fake it and get in) so I respect the gatekeepers. I’ll do my best to gain followers and build some credibility.

I can’t wait to be an old Jewish New Yorker.

I understand the tendency to define the right/republicans by their rightmost members, but I’m addressing the standard issue Republicans. Not white supremacists, possibly college-educated, but maybe religious and socially conservative. That is an entirely different breed from the one you’re describing. I agree the…

If any two countries could turn a land dispute into an adorable island co-parenting sit-com, it would be these two amirite.

Ok every time I read or say “cocaine” now I have to pronounce it cuh-KANE like the Oh Hello /Too Much Tuna guys.

I’ve wondered the same thing. If you watch mainstream network shows, esp. late night stuff, the hosts do not remain neutral, at least not this time. Every Trump dig gets a huge round of applause. I’m not too sympathetic but I would imagine it’s pretty alienating to those of a different persuasion. Altogether I think…

What’s the secret to getting ungreyed? I’m on a new burner but I’ve been blessing the world with my hot takes for like two years maybe? Halp

SAME. I was agreeing with Glenn “thinky glasses” Beck. Wtf.

No, he was spelling the sound he makes when he vomits violently from seeing a black and a lady in the White House. **oligarhhhh**

Go wait it out in the menstruation tent and don’t get in the menz way!

Haha yeah, it’s a definite grooming responsibility. Maybe that’s why I don’t have the energy left to shave!

Haha yeah, it’s a definite grooming responsibility. Maybe that’s why I don’t have the energy left to shave!

Well, sharing the housework regardless of gender stereotypes is something I support. I personally do yard work, plumbing and other assorted man-tasks myself because I’m better at it.

Omggggg. Men can barely handle the thought of menstration, but menopause is the Lady Thing That Shall Not Be Named or Known. And yeah, women compete in the Olympics, work at jobs, make sandwiches and even more on their periods, so stfu!

Oh my lord honey child, you’re making me feel old! :) I was born during the Reagan administration and was just old enough to witness theLewinsky scandal and the impeachment and all the heartless criticism of Chelsea’s appeance (she was about my age, and in the spotlight at the *most* awkward age). It’s bigger than…