Like those LA Korean chefs, I am a survivor of the Korean immigrant parents' love of stress positions and old-fashioned ass-beatings. My Korean friends and I grew up swapping tales of beat downs like they were war stories. My dad, like almost all Korean men of his generation, was stern, emotionally detached, and…

I can only assume she thought she could take this dude on in a real rumble. Otherwise, she'd be pretty stupid to charge at a dude like that. If the dude on the receiving end did not GaF, then she'd be shot or her face pummeled in. Pretty stupid risk to take while your kid sits in the minivan. Lucky for her, this…

Guardia di Finanza. In Rome they stand around smoking and ogling female tourists. As cops, I assume they cannot catcall. Otherwise, useless.

They have wine cops, sort of.

On Sunday, I saw a shocking number (8-12) of people sitting at outdoor tables at a Bee Dubs near the Ballston mall in Arlington, Virginia. They looked like normal folks. Just enjoying shite bar food on a deserted sidewalk facing a massive intersection next to an on-ramp for that other abortion, I-66.

I can't believe they took down that ray rice jersey from the NFL shop. That jersey will be THE must-have ironic shirt of 2014. So ironic it will be the most ironic shirt of 2015. Imagine all the conversations you could have about the irony of it all as you wear it around Clarendon or Bethesda. Not anymore. …

Didn't the use of the word "indolent" more or less go out of fashion after the king of Belgium had to give up the Congo as a personal possession?

This is pretty low hanging fruit. The zeal with which college op-eds are written is matched only by their ignorance. But that's what college is for right? And this is how America's future commentariat class get their wings. The college op-ed. With any luck, he will be thinking and writing the exact same shit…

Based on the empirically-based survey of the NFL that is DM's WYTS series, fans for every team despise their teams' owners. So I have to immediately discount any owner who presumes to know what is "great for the game of football." But in all seriousness, you're not going to get a bunch of rich moronic assholes to…

Peter King is trying his best. He wants to win back our trust. That's cute. Hope he added some extra shots of espresso to his shitty 800-calorie coffee drinks this morning.

Amazing to see shills who pretend to be [sports] "journalists" (Peter King, Adam Shefter, all of ESPN) have a no-shit wake-up call. They realized that being an extension of the NFL's propaganda machine, while generally meaningless in the grand scheme of things, nearly made them accomplices to a crime. I still say…