Do you think James Cameron can even conceive of the irony of old man griping about superhero movies, when he’s making a fifth sequel to a movie from 30 years ago?

So is her face a sandwich?

As a gentleman who weighs 224 pounds and has only ever been “not really fat” AT BEST in his life, I say unto you: fuck off, sir. Fuck off good and hard.

“but as long as the Bowery Mission exists, and winos are sleeping it off in the playgrounds of Roosevelt Park . . .”

I love tequila, and I have to agree that cheap tequila brings out the asshole in a lot of people.

One of the games I like to play with people is give them a shot of a high-end liquor when they are only familiar with the cheap versions of it and ask them if they can identify it. They never can, but are amazed at how awesome it is, and “where can they get a bottle?” They are shocked to find out it’s what they…

Just walking down the sidewalk, day drinking.

I will not be swayed by the dishwashing liquid Deep State!!!

Also his sister is one-time NOTY contestant Charity Sunshine Tilleman-Dick.

“Paid for by the committee to elect this fuckin guy or Steve O”

Your move, guns-in-schools-politicians. If you’re not willing to blast yourself in the face with your solution, is it even a solution?

Hi yes hello. This take is wrong and bad.

The problem with that is Winds of Winter isn’t the last book. There is another book scheduled after that called A Dream of Spring. So Winds at the most would get us to just about where the show is now, and in reality, probably not as far as the show is.

I legitimately did not know that calling a blog on the telephone was actually possible (much less something that people do).

Yeah. The experts knew where India was, and they knew it was too far.

I mean, I’m redneck as fuck, spent most of my life in the Bible belt, don’t wear skinny jeans, and I’m a fan. He was on other networks before CNN. I’d be willing to wager a lot of people watch his show and nothing else on CNN.

Not because you don’t know who someone is, but because you, for some narcissistic reason, felt the need to announce it to the world under a post celebrating him.

I appreciated how Bourdain evolved from the cheeky American asshole in Cook’s Tour to the more respectful “I want to be everyone’s friend” in No Reservations to the “food is just how I talk about the bigger stuff” guy in Parts Unknown. He cut down on the wisecracking (somewhat) and turned into someone who was…