Yeah. The experts knew where India was, and they knew it was too far.

I mean, I’m redneck as fuck, spent most of my life in the Bible belt, don’t wear skinny jeans, and I’m a fan. He was on other networks before CNN. I’d be willing to wager a lot of people watch his show and nothing else on CNN.

Not because you don’t know who someone is, but because you, for some narcissistic reason, felt the need to announce it to the world under a post celebrating him.

I appreciated how Bourdain evolved from the cheeky American asshole in Cook’s Tour to the more respectful “I want to be everyone’s friend” in No Reservations to the “food is just how I talk about the bigger stuff” guy in Parts Unknown. He cut down on the wisecracking (somewhat) and turned into someone who was…

As a lapsed Catholic, I’m confused. People say “and with your spirit” instead of “and also with you” now? What the hell is that?

if you are changing lanes, you must signal your intent. you should not have a driver’s license if you are incapable of signalling without impacting your control

This take is bad

I am going forward believing that you are in fact a woman that just stands up and blasts piss in any environment where you’re not required to be considerate. Good day, ma’am

How are you standing in your own pee? You’re not peeing straight down.

John needs to listen the fuck up and learn how to zipper and not be one of those assholes who doesn’t let the people trying to do it the correct way in.

What is the proper procedure for merging when two highway lanes become one? Common sense says motor down and wait for an opening and slide right in. But others are determined to wait till the ABSOLUTE last minute and come rocketing in and try to wedge themselves right in. Those people for the most part need to be put…

John with the traffic question, I have 2 words: ZIPPER MERGE.

Jaguars. Strongest bite per square inch for mammals. Oh and there are black jaguars that look absolutely badass.

:: flips switch on belt ::

No, Indy’s a dork through and through. He’d rather much be in a library at any given moment. He only goes adventuring to realize all the cool shit he finds in the library. Han’s just a lovable prick who wouldn’t be caught dead in a library.

A better way to put it might be ‘best space drama since Battlestar Galactica’ although there unfortunately hasn’t been much competition for that title over the last decade, either.

In the age of quality shows getting canceled and immediately picked up by someone else, this feels appropriate:

I’m suffering from talk of superhero fatigue fatigue.

Konichiwa, bitches.

On The Expanse on Wednesday there was a really sick burn by one of the characters about the Leader of Earth, basically saying that he only cares about his popular legacy and only takes issues as seriously as the last person to talk to him. Had it been a janitor he’d be decrying the state of the mops at the UN General…