Jim's Original by UIC. Open 24 hours and the best drunk or getting drunk food ever.

There is a hotdog and Brat stand in Chicago that has the most delicious fucking fish sandwich I have ever had the pleasure of having. Now this place is known for having great greasy oniony Brats, burgers, and pork-chop burgers, and I still think the best thing on the menu is the fish sandwich. They also have great…

i dont know much about twitter but not all of these seem like chicagoans, NYP and Hawaian in names seems to suggest otherwise plus all they all seem like haters anyways. fuk em.

It was a game of self baseball. Very gross self baseball.

Plus babies cry and get snotty. And true story, my sister had her newborn at Target and as she was walking around she heard a splat. She looked down and my niece had overloaded her diaper and made a massive mess all over the main aisle. She said she wanted to die.

Yea its cute now, wait till it projectile shits everywhere.

This was definitely sexual though.

So when did youtube start allowing nudity? I'm not complaining, you'd have to be crazy to object to a naked Lizzie Caplan, I'm just wondering.

Well done getting a pol pot joke in. It took me a minute. Bravo

What about this guy?

I just found my new fetish!

Just take turns paying for the bill, or split the bill. I'm relatively young, 23, so I feel people my age are way more open to this idea than people in there 30's. This might be especially true since in my circle of friends the women are more likely than not to be the bread winners. Sigh, the whole man child thing hit…

You deserve your own cooking show. I enjoy reading all of these recipes.

His dance was the best thing ever. I wish I could start my day like that.

Here is my list of what I look for in a woman.

Mom logic: If I break his leg then he can't run away.

One of my favorite videos of all time

i nap everyday in class. And shorter naps are better. If I sleep longer than fifteen minutes I get groggy

Oh man this is great!