Goodness, how many times every winter would you need that thing towed out of a ditch?

Nothing magical about life mate. And while I am totally on board with a world in which meat substitutes abound and are indistinguishable from actual meat, I am not losing sleep about the delicious actual meat we do get to eat nowadays. I’m game for ensuring cruelty is not part of the process, but holding other animals…

The human body is ill-equipped to process meat.

Damn. She was one of my favorite reporters - smart, insightful and able to break down complex political happenings in a way that I understood them without being bored or feeling dumb. Plus - her voice had a calmness and precision that made things seem ... not so bad.  Even when they were.  Are.

They’re geniuses compared to the feckless turd currently in office.

An idiot narcissist with early onset dementia. That’s fine if all he’s doing is talking shit while on the golf course. He should not be POTUS.

The nihilists who love Trump love the chaos he creates. The dumber/crazier he gets, the more they like him. They’d love to die in an accidental nuclear winter if it meant owning the libs. A solid 33% of America would voluntarily drink the Jonestown Flavor-aid if it meant everyone else had to drink it with them.

The man is a fucking idiot. We’ve known that for years. Thus no need to be in a quandary. Hopefully more Americans have realized this and we’ll only have to endure embarrassing headlines for one more year.

Nothing wrong with hotboxing a car, teens? maybe so. Adults nothing at all.

If blaming Trump for the Hindenberg gets him out office faster, then I’m all for it. Fuck him with Mike Pence.

The answer, as always, is GTI...or in this case, Golf R. Here’s one in Springfield, about 10 miles away, for 35k.

It’s a little above the price range but I’m sure you can get a great deal! You want excitement? How about the excitement of owning an Alfa! Will the car start? Will your dash be a Christmas tree? Will it go into limp mode while driving? Heart racing excitement can all be yours with this gorgeous Alfa Romeo QF!!

Stared at this (very good) profile shot for entirely too long. It’s making me feel ways and things.

Thanks Kristen. I havent wanted a Lambo this bad since I was a teen in the 80s.

The reactions to LeBron’s excitement is one of the reasons why I wish I didn’t go on Twitter so much.

No more pathetic than people whining about how awful it is to oppose a law that does nothing other than to make motorists pay out-of-pocket to make life marginally easier for our police, who already effectively enjoy carte blanche to do whatever they want and routinely get away with any and every offense you can name…

This is easily solved by Uber or Lyft assigning their own ID to their drivers and putting it on the sticker that usually goes in their windshield. That is, if this is an actual problem and not one being made up so the police can maintain a revenue stream.

I don’t think you understand what communism is if you think it’s about it’s about restricting polluting vehicles.

Can you even wrap your head around the fact that we live in a world where the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES uttered the following phrase in a press conference?!

It runs in the family