I sometimes absent-mindedly turn on ESPN radio on my drive home because that time slot used to be graced by Le Batard and then Bomani Jones, and then hear that shitheel Will Cain for about 2 seconds before I change the station. Cain, by the way, is not ‘not political’ either, he’s a fucking GOP shill. Kudos to Dan,…

I read your first paragraph in Clarkson’s voice in my head. 

- The video was faked

Remember when the President ran on a platform of closing the ties between government and lobbyist?

Man you Trump supporters are fucking idiots.

If I could say one thing to Meghan McCain, it would be “Girl, you aren’t alone. The country is with you. The truth is, it’s humiliating for all Americans that you are on T.V. “

Repo Man was so huge to me as a kid in the 80's. That soundtrack alone...

America F*** Yeah!

It was painfully obvious that she desperately wanted to be taken seriously and treated as an equal by these world leaders. It was equally painfully obvious that she was an unwelcome interloper among serious people trying to have a serious discussion, a dilettante who was way out of her depth, had nothing of substance…

So Murray sounds like a complete, fucking nightmare, but are we really going back to old-fashioned xenophobic stereotypes? Do you really want to do that, Richard? 

I’m avoiding watching these debates because I’m depressed enough as it is.

Glad to see Texas solved all crime, graft, global warming, and other societal ills so it could concentrate on a rich chicken restaurant’s inability to be picked for running an airport concession based on that region’s community standards. Way to attempt to install a religious entity in a public space because it’s an…

You make tons of assumptions based on things not stated in the letter so I can do the same. So I will assume you are an asshole who is always looking for something to be outraged about and that no one has the right to an opinion if it is something you disagree.

This is the only correct answer. $2K and you’ve got a deal, no other way to think about it. From there, just tuck-in and be ready for the endless gremlin hunt as you try to baseline it.

Yeah, all she did without them was create the Upright Citizen Brigade and Broad City and star in the Pixar hit movie, INSIDE/OUT.

The dorm room billboard story, is one of the weirdest and most pathetic things I’ve ever read. It’s like an Ayn Rand novel. 

It would look even funnier if someone’s fist, say the father or husband of one of the then teenage girls he molested, made contact with it.

When you’ve achieved Operating Thetan Level III you can do crazy stunts when you’re in your fifties.  

If you thought it was a good idea to attempt this ‘challenge’ initially, an NTSB warning won’t a change a thing. Hell, I doubt most of them even know that the NTSB is a thing that exists.